things I wish no. 30499

I wish people would LEARN HOW TO READ. Every once in awhile I post a personal ad on Craigslist. I do this mostly for comedy reasons (the responses I get are hilarious sometimes) and because I am bored. And, I won’t lie, I have met some cool guys as a result. But I hate. HATE. HATEEEE. When guys respond to the ad and I realize after exchanging like 10 emails that they didn’t read and missed a pretty important point in the ad. Like being a non-smoker. I won’t date a smoker. Or having a kid. I don’t like kids and don’t want any of my own, so why would I date someone with a kid?

Long story short: LEARN TO READ AND STOP WASTING MY TIME.

best website ever

I don’t do anything interesting in my sleep besides making sounds that are a cross between a moan and a sigh. Or at least that’s what I have been told! So I love to read stories of people sleep walking or sleep talking.

Tonight I came across this website: http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/

I laughed until I cried. My favourite sound file was “Can’t control the kittens. Too many whiskers. Too many whiskers!”

tiara plz

I decided I would like to be a princess. I just saw pictures of some princess of some country getting married and pretty much I just want to wear a tiara and pretty dresses.

I should stop re-reading all my books about Queen Elizabeth and Henry VIII, confirm/deny?

inside is for winners.

On Monday I suffered from heat stroke. And sunburn. And now I have terrible allergies.

This is why I never leave the house. Fuuuuccckkk the outdoors. SO HARD.

manly men

Pretty much the only reason I watch hockey around playoff time is because of the playoff beards. True story.